Im too fucking lazy

On a scale from 1- Charlie Sheen

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 23:06:55 -0400

How rich do you have to be to have a piñata full of drugs at your birthday

If you say "beer can" in a British accent its "bacon" in Jamaican

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 21:07:17 -0400

i want to try this so bad…

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 02:41:26 -0400

i want to try this so bad…

[worst thing ever] ≠ [your problem]

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 02:18:26 -0500

here, have a bucket of cute ass sloths

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 17:41:41 -0500

here, have a bucket of cute ass sloths

I used to give a fuck,

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:13:36 -0500

but now I just don’t care…

i miss my girlfriend...

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 11:53:28 -0500

weallhavegunsforhands: setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain: thepattyw...

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 17:19:03 -0500

weallhavegunsforhands:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

thepattywagon:

WHAT IS HAPPENING

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

the guy falling out the window

dead…

yup, that about sums up the superbowl

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 11:18:28 -0500

yup, that about sums up the superbowl

a 4 color screen print i did a while ago it was a really cool...

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:31:06 -0500

a 4 color screen print i did a while ago

it was a really cool process that i enjoyed, i love the color play

finished the Elvis commission now i got $500 in my pocket :D

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 15:02:40 -0500

finished the Elvis commission

now i got $500 in my pocket

OMG OMG OMG i think this is the first time i have ever said i...

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 13:42:06 -0500

OMG OMG OMG

i think this is the first time i have ever said i wanted a kid

accurately describing how I feel at the current moment

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 09:49:19 -0500

accurately describing how I feel at the current moment

i hope i remember this in times of need

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 21:45:31 -0500

i hope i remember this in times of need

schmittyart: “Fans of a certain bygone strain of underground...

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 13:35:58 -0500

schmittyart:

“Fans of a certain bygone strain of underground rap will be pleased to learn that Deltron 3030— the trio consisting of West Coast weirdo Del the Funky Homosapien, DJ Kid Koala, and producer Dan the Automator— are back after years of inactivity. They’ll release Event II, the followup to their 2000 debut, sometime in 2013. The album has been in the works for almost a decade.”

-pitchfork on Deltron 3030 Pay the Price

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 13:45:34 -0500

arythusa:

ashbyonthemove:

honeymooninginpurgatory:

sherryateandybiersack:

asktonraq:

mrimaginarius:

observingobservations:

paranoidrobot:

I reblog this every time it comes on my dash.

See some Catholics (LIKE ME!) ARE FUN!lmao

//Go my Catholic brothers and sisters.

all rocks go to heaven

all rocks go to heaven

ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN

Omfgggg

never get tired of seeing this, hahaha

See I keep telling people that we Catholics are Funny, but nobody believes me!

these are my people

am i the only one who noticed that this is fake?

schmittyart: most recent work in progress on top, it will...

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 02:20:48 -0500

schmittyart:

most recent work in progress on top, it will eventually be like the other pixel portrait on the bottom

I used a way more colorful image this time, im a little nervous to see how it will turn out

this piece is on the back burner right now as i have a commission i have to get done but keep your eyes peeled for new WIP pics

CHECK OUT MORE OF MY WORK OVER AT MY OTHER TUMBLR I USE WAY MORE OFTEN THAN THIS ONE!!!

i wish i could switch which one was the main one…

Schmitt happens: looks like its that time of the month again...

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 09:26:50 -0500

Schmitt happens: looks like its that time of the month again...:

looks like its that time of the month again…

I have to go through thousands of photos, to figure out who and what i want to paint, come up with painting ideas and sketches and all that jazz.

think i might do more of the censored nudity stuffs, that got a lot of good reviews [although I’m not sure if it was just because of my beautiful girlfriend being the model or if i actually did something right] either way i probably should do more pixel stuff. This is the painting I’m talking about

oh and I’m trying to find a job all while trying to get my work into galleries.

i could really use a break, getting so stressed out…

well, if anyone wants to submit any photos for me to choose from for paintings just shoot me a message and I’ll send you my email.

reblog if you wanna help try to match me up with someone to model for me :D

intoxifaded: rnortal: want her lace choker why is there a key...

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 13:28:21 -0500

intoxifaded:

rnortal:

want her lace choker

why is there a key hole on her neck

because if you shove a key in there, it unlocks her death

the-absolute-best-gifs: When Sherlock finds John… Poor John. He...

Fri, 28 Dec 2012 00:54:30 -0500

the-absolute-best-gifs:

When Sherlock finds John…

Poor John. He missed him so much he became delirious with grief. He’s Bilbo Baggins now. John? Who is John?

I’m laughing but I’m sobbing. What are these emotions?

(via/follow The Absolute Best GIFs)

can’t wait till sherlock comes and gets him…